Why you read my post

List of Relationshi.....pssss

A Relationshi(A) (Already want this to end and we just started)
A Relationshi(B) (Read: Son of a B, cause that's how you'll feel after the first 3 months)
A Relationshi(C) (Can you tell me one good reason why this shit should still be going on)
A Relationshi(D) (Did you think that she was in love, cause that's not what she was tellin me last night, burn, not the one you like you dirt ball)
A Relationshi(E) (Everything will be ok, for a day or two, maybe three)
A Relationshi(F) (F....uck....enough said)
A Relationshi(G) (Go, honestly, go no, just cut loose and get the fuck out, while you can)
A Relationshi(H) (There's a city in Michigan named after this place you end up)
A Relationshi(I) (I, I, I, half way to I'm sorry I just can't stand you)
A Relationshi(J) (Just you wait, Red Hot said it best, Roller coaster of fuck)
A Relationshi(K) (kill yourself, it's quicker and cheaper, less of a toll on everyone, don't cheat, that's an expensive process)
A Relationshi(L) (who woulda thought four letters could do so much damage, LOV(gaggggg)E)
A Relationshi(M) (Me, it's about me, you will get that one day, and the sooner you do, the better we both are)
A Relationshi(N) (No way in hell will I ever get my way, a relationshi(m) is all about you, who are we kidding, that's why my friends buy chairs for sex)
A Relationshi(O) (O, O, O, wait, why am I still Jerking off when I have a gf, what the fuck)
A Relationshi(P) (See relationshi(t))
A Relationshi(Q) (QUESTION: why do you ask me what I think of your outfit, when all I'm concerned with is how I can get it off, the answer is they all look great, that's why were with you dumbass)
A Relationshi(R) (RRRRRRR, cause I feel like a pirate drinking soo much just so I can get some and stand listening to your bullshit story that I heard 15 fucking times, Just cause I'm not looking at you and shaking my head, doesn't mean I don't hear all the words coming out, tell me once, and shut up!)
A Relationshi(S) (So....can we do it yet?)
A Relationshi(T) (Thanks for reading this far, but you should finish at the bottom)
A Relationshi(U) (U are so beautiful to me, especially when your sleeping, having sex, cooking with me, listening to music, working out, taking a story and making it 3 mins long, watching movies, playing video games, going Green, and having fun)
A Relationshi(V) (Ha, I believe this was an old wooden ship, but I could be wrong, it is a stormy little place that can make and break a relationshi(v), and that's the illusive Vahina)
A Relationshi(W) (Wwwwwwwhat the fuck are you talking about, just make up your mind already, see, pizza is always the answer, i love you baby {envision: gentle pat on the butt)
A Relationshi(X) (This is the one we all want, its actually relationshixxx, but who cares, don't let these ones go)
A Relationshi(Y) (which is when you have to hear this "Y, Y, Y" Eff it, I'm Out)
A Relationshi(Z) (which is the one when you sleep a lot)
A RelationShi(T) (The only true relationship, the reason is Variable Schedules of Reinforcement, if you identify the function and meet that with an alternative while placing the bullshit on extinction and using differential reinforcement and the premack principle to shape a new oral repertoire in your GF while enjoying your new parsimonious life, well good fucking luck)

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